WHAT KIND OF A SLEEPER ARE YOU?

Get ready to relate

C'mon people, who doesn't love a good night sleep, short afternoon nap, a doze adventure ( you are just sitting there in class and your head starts wiggling like jason derulo in slomo with your eyes half closed ofcourse).

here are the type of sleepers

1. Snore-ZILLA - i know i know snoring is totally normal and its hard to control it at times, but here is the thing there are people who snore and those ones who SNORE. Am talking about people you don't want to be in the same geographical zone with. Yes, its that serious.

2. THE GYMNIST - these are the people who don't realize that there is an invisible line that divides the bed that is created by the two pillows. They be treating the bed like a gymnastic arena looking like they were doing a double leg head flip and fell asleep in mid air. True story, i once slept next to a person whose leg i found on my face the next morning.

3. THE STONECOLD - These are the people who sleep anywhere at any time in whatever manner. On the bus seat head up mouth wide open drooling like crazy, against the window on the plane, up against a wall. These are the type of people who would fall asleep while standing. All that neck strain my friend?

4. SOCIAL SLEEPER- These mostly happens at sleep overs in dorms or hostels. You and your friends or roommates tell each other goodnight, lights off, but when you try to sleep you just can't because you notice this light hovering above you like an alien trying to abduct  telling you WE-ARE-TAKING YOU-TO-ZEUS but then you realize its your friend or roommate who is busy checking up her instagram, tweeting Ian sommerhalder, updating her status. The phone's brightness is set to the highest level imaginable. One word for you OPTICIAN.

5. NOISY NAPPER- These are the kind of people who make you feel like you are in a night club, with all the noises they make. For some you can assume that they always have a reccuring dream every night where they are being chased by an ogre. Yeah shaka zulu everybody

6. GIGANTO SNOOZER - These are the types of sleepers who put a million and one alarms snoozing each one, because they just dont want to wake up. ( i relate here) and all these alarms have names;

alarm 1- WAKE UP!

alarm 2- ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

alarm 3-YOU WILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL...

alarm 4-ARE YOU DUMB?

alarm 5-YOU CAN DO IT!

They end up waking up four hours later.

7. THE TALKER- A lot of people fall under this category without knowing it. These are the people with whom you can have  an entire conversation with. You can ask them how their day was, what obama said on t.v a week ago, ask them if their dumb, and since they are likely to deny all in that in the morning, just take out your phone and record the whole thing. I once did that.

                                       much love